1. What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

2. GOd saw me hungry
he send pizza for me
God saw me thursty
he send pepsi for me
God say me with no troulbes
he send u for me

3. Three monkeys escaped from the zoo .
one was seen eating burger other drinking pepsi
and 1 reading this sms.

4. Friends in the heart are the worst residents!!!
1. They capture heart.
2. They pay no rent.
3. They dont vacant easily
4. When they leave, the place is Broken….

5. Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..
Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said,
sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

6. I wrote ur name on sand, the water took it away
I wrote ur name on sky, the wind took it away
I wrote ur name on moon, the stars took it away
I wrote ur name on my heart, I got heart attack

7. After returning back from a foreign trip,
sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

8. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

9. Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house

10. when we drink, we get drunk
when we get drunk, we fall asleep
when we fall asleep, we dont commit any sin
when we dont commit any sin, we go to heaven
so; lets all get drunk and go to heaven.

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