I Miss You SMS
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time to Miss me
My […]
SMS Jokes
1. What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
2. GOd saw me hungry
he send pizza for me
God saw me thursty
he send pepsi for me
God say me with no troulbes
he send u for me
3. Three monkeys escaped from the zoo […]
Suspicious Wife
Hey I just came across a nice joke, let me share it with you. Its good to have a laugh or two.
A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.
One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that […]
Unfaithful Hubby
Here is an interesting one —
Rita was standing near her husband’s deathbed. As she held his hand, her warm tears splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber.
He looked up and uttered few words slowly. “My darling,” he whispered.
“Hush, my love,” she said. “Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don’t talk.”
But he insisted. “Rita,” […]